Bird Toon of the Day - September 25, 2015

Dan Piraro has been brilliantly creating Bizarro for over thirty years now (the daily panel debuted January 22, 1985) and over the course of those years, he has done various satires on the pirate with "parrot on the shoulder" cliché.  This one is from May 20, 2005:

Bird Toon of the Day - September 24, 2015

A little Calvin and Hobbes today.  Since virtually all the strips in my archive are from the reruns at GoComics and are often retagged with the repeat date, I use an online database to find out the original publication date (I do the same thing with Peanuts, for the same reason).  This strip originally appeared on February 16, 1987: